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Post by fish on May 31, 2014 15:46:43 GMT -6
Everything that happened after Mario got that first mushroom is all an acid trip. He sees flying turtles, turtles with spiked shells, a human princess leading a kingdom of talking mushrooms, and plants that eat people. Clearly, this is not a man living in reality, and the answer is that mushroom was a magic mushroom. How else could he get that big, unless he was imagining it. After all, we no pits aren't bottomless and jumping into a large pipe sticking out of the ground is not going to lead you to a spacious room filled with solid gold coins the same size as you. If he had that much gold, Mario could buy the mushroom kingdom and sell it to Bowser for a hefty profit. After all, more money means more canolies.
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Post by Darth Nightmaricus on May 31, 2014 15:57:07 GMT -6
It's Mario. Deal with it.
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Post by fish on May 31, 2014 16:28:15 GMT -6
How can you say it's just Mario? This is one of the most recognizable franchises in video games, and it is built entirely on an acid trip.
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Post by Darth Nightmaricus on May 31, 2014 16:42:10 GMT -6
No it's not. It's a different universe.
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Post by fish on May 31, 2014 18:05:17 GMT -6
A universe of acid trips.
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Post by Darth Nightmaricus on May 31, 2014 20:32:00 GMT -6
Stfy
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Post by fish on Jun 1, 2014 5:45:22 GMT -6
Why all the hostility? I am merely offering an explanation on the pure insanity that is Mario. Have you ever once considered that a plumber from Brooklyn who suddenly finds himself in a land of floating bricks, two-legged turtle soldiers, and talking mushrooms might be high as a kite?
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Post by Darth Nightmaricus on Jun 1, 2014 19:16:45 GMT -6
You're a dumbass though.
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